Pitter Patter Pitter Pitter Patter
The cricket team went out with out its batter
The captain said it didn’t really matter
So the game was handed out upon a platter
It rained all day
It rained all night
It rained all night and day
Pitter Patter Patter Patter Pitter
The groom said that the Bride’s dress didn’t fit her
And the cake tasted too much like English Bitter
It rained all day
It rained all night
It rained all night and day
Pitter Patter Patter Pitter Petter
The economy’s not getting any better
I wrote the Prime Minister a letter
Which said the harbour-side ain’t getting any wetter
It rained all day
It rained all night
It rained all night and day
Pitter Patter Patter Pitter Potter
The weather here ain’t getting any hotter
The baker and the butcher and the potter
Got wet when the went out in the watter
It rained all day
It rained all night
It rained all night and day
Grant Fenton 2015
Inalienable Write 
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