Bored to death I felt creative
So I created the new word Woemorange
I did this for the express purpose
That something would rhyme with Orange.
Then on a roll I set about
Inventing the word Vinana
And felt better that at last there was
Now a word that rhymes with banana.
In a flurry of excitement I built a device
Known through the land as a Verple
And it exists for no other reason
But to be something that rhymes with purple.