Inventions

Bored to death I felt creative

So I created the new word Woemorange

I did this for the express purpose

That something would rhyme with Orange.

Then on a roll I set about

Inventing the word Vinana

And felt better that at last there was

Now a word that rhymes with banana.

In a flurry of excitement I built a device

Known through the land as a Verple

And it exists for no other reason

But to be something that rhymes with purple.

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