Pitter Patter Pitter Pitter Patter

The cricket team went out with out its batter

The captain said it didn’t really matter

So the game was handed out upon a platter

It rained all day

It rained all night

It rained all night and day

Pitter Patter Patter Patter Pitter

The groom said that the Bride’s dress didn’t fit her

The baby came, we couldn’t get a sitter.

And the cake tasted too much like English Bitter

It rained all day

It rained all night

It rained all night and day

Pitter Patter Patter Pitter Petter

The economy’s not getting any better

I wrote the Prime Minister a letter

Which said the harbor-side ain’t getting any wetter

It rained all day

It rained all night

It rained all night and day

Pitter Patter Patter Pitter Potter

The weather here ain’t getting any hotter

The baker and the butcher and the potter

Got wet when they went out in the watter

It rained all day

It rained all night

It rained all night and day

Grant Fenton 2015