I pondered on the meaning of words.

Is doesn’t twelve times no?

I searched for a synonym of thesaurus.

I searched the thesaurus for synonym.

Then I searched my pantry for cinnamon.

But all I found in the pantry was pants.

I found the word dictionary in a dictionary.

I went to the library to find a book about libraries.

Is a fire distinguisher used to tell the difference between fires?

Is a pair of trousers two things?

My finger can’t take from the bell, it’s rings.

I met someone named Simon who was being frank,

But Frank doesn’t sit and say, “Let me be Simon with you.”

I went to the fair in the dark. I put my car in a park.

I took my dog for a walk in a car park.

Is glittering the act of throwing glitter on the ground?

Sometimes I close my eyes because it helps me see.

My uncle had a bad knee.

No one knows what it did to make him mad,

But still he insisted it was bad.