Reading Shakespeare

I’m trying to read Shakespeare and I’m getting Barista Brothers

For the sake of God, then I’m getting others

To sell or push their wares on me when I am reading Hamlet

Instead I’m handed wisdom in the form of electronic pamphlet.

This “Web of our life is a mingled yarn, good and ill together”

With Asian porn and poetry and all that cash would gather,

Presents within my browse regardless of my inclination,

As though I would quote Hamlet during a course of masturbation.

“Out, out brief” pop-up, get ye gone and leave me with my craft.

Wish that I could prise apart these that are bound by digital graft.

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