Baby Shesus was born at Xmas time.
Her mother flew Virgin. Her name was Mary.
The guy who flew the plane was Pontius the Pilot
Shesus father’s name was Goddess.
Joseph was a guy who owned a donkey.
Shesus beat Judy Escargot in a boxing match the day after Xmas.
Forever more, it is now known as Boxing Day.
The 12 Apostles let her down by falling into the sea near Geelong.
A few months after being born at Xmas, Shesus was 33.
King Herald said she had to be nailed to a Hot Cross Bun because she was the Queen of the Shoes.
The Hot Cross Buns were made out of Self Raising Flour.
This made Shesus rise from the bread.