Paint splat

Paint splat!

Cricket bat,

Chased a man without a hat,

Found a chair and there she sat.

Paint splat!

Frozen cat,

Ate too much and got real fat,

Found a place down on the mat.

Paint splat!

Boring chat,

Rode a bike and the tyre was flat,

Met a camel who turned and spat.

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Charcoal rat,

Put inside a whiskey vat,

Perfect in that habitat.

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Diplomat,

Played a game of tit for tat.

Thought he’d get away with that.

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Aristocrat,

Eaten by a vampire bat,

Followed by a feast of sprat.

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Finished matte.

Bitten by an evil gnat,

Provided by his brother’s brat.

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Man named Pat,

Arrested in a coup d’etat,

Scared so much he nearly shat.