Hippos in the river
Rhinos on the plain
Straight jackets for the crazy
Cigars for the insane
Beer on every corner
Strangers on the bus
All we’re really looking for
Is someone just like us.
Cheat on psychometric scores
Failed alcoholic test
Write all night ’till 2 am
Then ignore the guests
Crazy if I take my pills
Crazier if I don’t
Mad to sit around the house
Stupid if I don’t.
Wondering where the hell I fit
After 30 years again
Hippos in the river
Rhinos on the plain.
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